The world’s Smartest Dumb Guy can’t buy a clue — After seeing what Elon Musk is doing to Twitter, it’s no wonder that Teslas blow up. The Apartheid Princeling Bitchboy is probably saying to himself, “As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.” For years, Musk has been coasting on his fraudulent reputation as the mutant offspring of…

The ex-president’s obsession with being reelected puts democracy itself at risk — What do I care about law? Ain’t I got the power? — Cornelius Vanderbilt When the filming of a movie is done, some actors will “borrow” a prop or a costume from the set and keep it as a souvenir. I wasn’t surprised when Donald Trump took those classified government…

The Dream Factory turned Heche’s life into a nightmare. — Anne Heche was plagued by bad movies, bad parents, bad ex-girlfriends and bad choices. A bad car accident was the last thing Heche needed, but Life Isn’t Fair and it takes no prisoners. Tragically, it was The Last Bad Thing. (CNN) — Anne Heche, an entrancing actor whose versatility powered…

The infamous Harry Potter scribe doesn’t realize she’s part of the problem — J.K. Rowling broke the hearts of Henry Potter fans everywhere when the British author outed herself as a mean-spirited transphobic lunatic. However, Rowling found out the hard way that Famous Writers Who Live In Glass Mansions Shouldn’t Throw Stones. It happened when Rowling tweeted about Salman Rushdie. Rushdie was recently…

The gonzo reinvention of Thor was necessary and long overdue — The critics who are bitching about Taika Waitiki’s unapologetically unhinged and shamelessly idiosyncratic intrepetation of Thor are conveniently ignoring the 800-lb. elephant taking a dump on New Asgaard’s front lawn. The first two movies featuring the MCU’s God of Thunder weren’t very good, and the biggest reason why the movies…

Fradulent negroes in “blaxploitation” movies are Tarantino’s role models. — When Quentin Tarantino’s proposed Star Trek project got rejected, I said to myself, Good. Now I don’t have to hear Captain Kirk say the “n-word”. I don’t even want to imagine what atrocities Tarantino would have done to Uhuru. However, there’s persistent rumors that Tarantino wants to do a remake…

The traitorous reality TV show buffoon has always been his own worse enemy — If Trump was a real billionaire, the Feds never would have raided Mar-a-Lago in the first place. Can you imagine this fiasco happening to, let’s say, Jeff Bezos? Thing is, you can’t. Bezos is a loathsome human being, but he knows how to make money. More to the point, Bezos…

The new film by the award-winning Sweedish filmmaker, Ruben Östlund. — Whoa. The director of Force Majeure and The Square, hasn’t lost his taste for blood, I see. Instead of yelling “Action!”, I can see Östlund smiling behind the camera and saying, “On my signal, unleash hell.” And grinning. Ruben Östlund is a gleeful and merciless satirist who takes a flamethrower…

Woods refused to do PR for a murderous regime — Golf is the rich straight conservative white man of sports. And golfers love it when sponsors show them the money. “Greed is Good” is their ideology. So it wasn’t surprising when some golfers eagerly joined the Saudi-funded LIV golf tour, ignoring their vile history of human rights violations. Collective amnesia…