The Dream Factory turned Heche’s life into a nightmare. — Anne Heche was plagued by bad movies, bad parents, bad ex-girlfriends and bad choices. A bad car accident was the last thing Heche needed, but Life Isn’t Fair and it takes no prisoners. Tragically, it was The Last Bad Thing. (CNN) — Anne Heche, an entrancing actor whose versatility powered…

The infamous Harry Potter scribe doesn’t realize she’s part of the problem — J.K. Rowling broke the hearts of Henry Potter fans everywhere when the British author outed herself as a mean-spirited transphobic lunatic. However, Rowling found out the hard way that Famous Writers Who Live In Glass Mansions Shouldn’t Throw Stones. It happened when Rowling tweeted about Salman Rushdie. Rushdie was recently…

The gonzo reinvention of Thor was necessary and long overdue — The critics who are bitching about Taika Waitiki’s unapologetically unhinged and shamelessly idiosyncratic intrepetation of Thor are conveniently ignoring the 800-lb. elephant taking a dump on New Asgaard’s front lawn. The first two movies featuring the MCU’s God of Thunder weren’t very good, and the biggest reason why the movies…

Fradulent negroes in “blaxploitation” movies are Tarantino’s role models. — When Quentin Tarantino’s proposed Star Trek project got rejected, I said to myself, Good. Now I don’t have to hear Captain Kirk say the “n-word”. I don’t even want to imagine what atrocities Tarantino would have done to Uhuru. However, there’s persistent rumors that Tarantino wants to do a remake…

The traitorous reality TV show buffoon has always been his own worse enemy — If Trump was a real billionaire, the Feds never would have raided Mar-a-Lago in the first place. Can you imagine this fiasco happening to, let’s say, Jeff Bezos? Thing is, you can’t. Bezos is a loathsome human being, but he knows how to make money. More to the point, Bezos…

The new film by the award-winning Sweedish filmmaker, Ruben Östlund. — Whoa. The director of Force Majeure and The Square, hasn’t lost his taste for blood, I see. Instead of yelling “Action!”, I can see Östlund smiling behind the camera and saying, “On my signal, unleash hell.” And grinning. Ruben Östlund is a gleeful and merciless satirist who takes a flamethrower…

Woods refused to do PR for a murderous regime — Golf is the rich straight conservative white man of sports. And golfers love it when sponsors show them the money. “Greed is Good” is their ideology. So it wasn’t surprising when some golfers eagerly joined the Saudi-funded LIV golf tour, ignoring their vile history of human rights violations. Collective amnesia…

It’s a bad reality TV sitcom with too many sequels. — Forgive yourself for your faults and your mistakes and move on — Les Brown The Slap, a tabloid nothingburger starring Chris Rock and Will Smith, was a bad joke that wasn’t funny the first time, but social media won’t let it go. I wish we knew how to quit them. …

“And now, for his incredible performance as a horny suicide bomber, the Oscar goes to…” — Oh man, the hits just keep on coming for Bad Boy Kev, huh? Kevin Spacey ordered to pay $31m to House of Cards producers Kevin Spacey has lost his appeal to have a $31m (£25.5m) arbitration award to the producers of House of Cards overturned. In November, the Hollywood actor…